I have four of those kids that are perfectly adorable.....you know the kind....don't get dirty, are always sweet, never fuss or fight.....yeah right.... ;) Well, they are great....at least two of them still are, anyway. The other two? Well, here's a little story for you, just to help you understand....
I had exchanged my Son #1 for my Niece for the day....she's great with the kids...after a while she commented that two little people sure were quiet...and headed off to find them. Realizing she was right; I too headed after her, only to meet her coming out of the guest bedroom, where all the girls had slept the night before....with this weird look on her face. "You don't wanna go in there...." she said. "They've got your eggs out the fridge and are cracking them on Jekkie's "pallet"/bed-on-floor..." Sure enough, I went in there to find two of my dear, sweet, adorable kids sitting on the "pallet" amidst yolks and slime, and more eggs....Aren't they sweet? Want some? Kids I mean, not eggs, I need those....
Then take this morning for instance....first I hear Jorge yelling his head off at his little brother to " Put that down!!! PUT THAT DOWN! PUT THAT DOWN!!!!! Then I hear Iddy start screaming....."Jazz, put that down!!!!, Put that down right now! PUT THAT DOWN!!!! aAAAAAHHHHH!" (you get the picture, right?) So I figure that he's really up to something this time, and quickly head that direction hollerin' "What in the world does he even have??????" The reply comes quickly back...."A RAT!!!! Jazz has a rat, and he's bringing it inside!!!!" Do what???? Sure enough, my son, my dear darling son has brought a large, dead, eyes bulging RAT....into my house, and at the command of his terrified siblings, drops.it.on.the.floor. Yep! Want him? (you can have the rat too....got plenty of those)
Thus is the life at my house....and really....I love it.... And no you can't have my kids....they're adorable, as if I'd give them away!!!! But you can have the rats.
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okay, now if you blogged like that on a regular basis, you'd be right up there with Matt and Hannah on my personal, free entertainment list that can't be highly recommended enough. that was stinkin' funny and so well written, too. i have julia and elyse staying and i just read it to them. so stinkin' funny.
first time i've seen your updated look, too. very nice. i can't believe. actually i'm quite in shock. i might have to have some treatment before i go and read the latest post...
LISA SAYS:
Lovely,... Jazz is Funny lol
(From Kristy: If you don't allow anonymous comments, then nobody but Julia and I can comment...you're better off turning it on and using comment verification!)
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